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Terrible, Horrible, Smelly Beach

Original price $13.95 - Original price $13.95
Original price
$13.95
$13.95 - $13.95
Current price $13.95
Product Description

The long-awaited followup to the bestselling, gut-busting picture book The Terrible Horrible Smelly Pirate — this time with an environmental message!

“Peeee – Yew!”Mermaid had a problem. A terrible, horrible, smelly, problem.

The Terrible Horrible Smelly Pirate is back!

Mermaid’s island is smelly! The poor misty island is covered in people’s garbage! There are popped balloons, cups and buoys. Lobster pots, flip-flops and toys. Tires and straws, wrappers and strings, and lots and lots of plastic things…all tangled up in stinky dead seaweed. What’s she to do?

Just when it seems all is lost, she spots a rickety rackety pirate ship through the salt spray — and a not-so-terrible, horrible, smelly pirate and his crew! What if she could trick them into cleaning up her Terrible Horrible Smelly Beach?…

From the duo behind the bestselling The Terrible Horrible Smelly Pirate comes a quirky-fun follow up, with fresh and vibrant illustrations by artist Paul G. Hammond, and an environmental message that will inspire many a beach cleanup!

Shipping & Return Policy

Next Day Delivery in HRM by Electric Vehicle when you order by 11am (*some exclusions apply). This service is $5.95 for purchases up to $59.99, $3.95 for purchases between $60 and $98.99 and complimentary for $99 and above.

Free shipping in Canada as follows:

  • Purchases over $99 in the Maritimes (otherwise a fee of $12.95 applies)
  • Purchases over $99 in newfoundland, Ontario, and Quebec (otherwise a fee of $14.95 applies)
  • Purchases over $175 in Western Canada and the Territories (otherwise a fee of $17.95 applies)

Flat rates apply for these totals. Some exclusions may apply. Large or final sale items may incur extra fees. Please see our Shipping Policy for full details (including areas that may not qualify for free shipping) or call 902-405-4367.

Returns & Exchanges

Car Seats are always Final Sale due to safety reasons.

Returns are accepted within 14 days for unused items in their original condition. Please include the receipt and original packaging. Refunds are issued to the original payment method. Sale items are final sale and can’t be returned or exchanged. A restocking fee may apply. See our full refund policy for complete details.