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Terrible, Horrible, Smelly Beach - Nurtured

Terrible, Horrible, Smelly Beach

$13.95 - $13.95
$13.95
$13.95 - $13.95
$13.95
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Product Description

The long-awaited followup to the bestselling, gut-busting picture book The Terrible Horrible Smelly Pirate — this time with an environmental message!

“Peeee – Yew!”Mermaid had a problem. A terrible, horrible, smelly, problem.

The Terrible Horrible Smelly Pirate is back!

Mermaid’s island is smelly! The poor misty island is covered in people’s garbage! There are popped balloons, cups and buoys. Lobster pots, flip-flops and toys. Tires and straws, wrappers and strings, and lots and lots of plastic things…all tangled up in stinky dead seaweed. What’s she to do?

Just when it seems all is lost, she spots a rickety rackety pirate ship through the salt spray — and a not-so-terrible, horrible, smelly pirate and his crew! What if she could trick them into cleaning up her Terrible Horrible Smelly Beach?…

From the duo behind the bestselling The Terrible Horrible Smelly Pirate comes a quirky-fun follow up, with fresh and vibrant illustrations by artist Paul G. Hammond, and an environmental message that will inspire many a beach cleanup!

Shipping & Return Policy

SAME Day Delivery in HRM when you order by 11am Tuesday through Saturday). Free over $99 ($7.99 for purchase up to $49, $4.99 for purchases between $49 and $99.) A valid cell phone number for the delivery recipient must be provided. Failed delivery attempts will be subject to an additional delivery fee.


FREE SHIPPING in Canada as follows:

  • Purchases over $99 in the Maritimes (otherwise a fee of $12.95 applies)
  • Purchases over $125 in Newfoundland, Ontario, and Quebec (otherwise a fee of $14.95 applies)
  • Purchases over $200 in Western Canada and the Territories (otherwise a fee of $18.95 applies)

We reserve the right to decline free shipping on certain orders in which the dimensional weight exceeds our free shipping thresholds. Our system will always assume we can ship an item for free. Should this prove troublesome due to the current global fuel prices then you will be contacted and asked to pay a portion. of the shipping fee. You will have the right to cancel your order. Large items may may extra fees. Please see our Shipping Policy for full details (including areas that may not qualify for free shipping) or call 902-405-4367.

Returns & Exchanges

Car Seats are always Final Sale due to safety reasons. Products that we have assembled at your request cannot be returned.

Returns are accepted within 14 days for unused items in their original condition. Please include the receipt and original packaging. Refunds are issued to the original payment method. Sale items are final sale and can’t be returned or exchanged. A restocking fee may apply. See our full refund policy for complete details.